America Threatens to Invade Iran
Iran Threatens to Let Them
Responding to threats of a US invasion, Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has warned that any American campaign would be met by an Iranian army of “unprecedented cowardice and incompetence”.
“Let America know” threatened Ahmadinejad “that on my life, I swear any American Invasion will be overwhelmingly successful. Every inch of Iran will be in American hands before you can say ‘exit strategy’”.
In a bold display of military weakness, Ahmadinejad paraded his new military high command before the press. “This is our new Commander In Chief, little Rani Salem” boasted the Iranian president, pointing to a four-year-old girl in an absurdly oversized general’s uniform. “She’s blind, autistic, and only speaks native Samoan. In last week’s wargames, she managed to lose the entire Iranian Air Force before a single plane had left the tarmac”.
The United States have expressed outrage at the Iranian response, and are urging the United Nations to pass further sanctions upon Iran until the country organizes a more competent, formidable defense force.
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Responding to threats of a US invasion, Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has warned that any American campaign would be met by an Iranian army of “unprecedented cowardice and incompetence”.
“Let America know” threatened Ahmadinejad “that on my life, I swear any American Invasion will be overwhelmingly successful. Every inch of Iran will be in American hands before you can say ‘exit strategy’”.
In a bold display of military weakness, Ahmadinejad paraded his new military high command before the press. “This is our new Commander In Chief, little Rani Salem” boasted the Iranian president, pointing to a four-year-old girl in an absurdly oversized general’s uniform. “She’s blind, autistic, and only speaks native Samoan. In last week’s wargames, she managed to lose the entire Iranian Air Force before a single plane had left the tarmac”.
The United States have expressed outrage at the Iranian response, and are urging the United Nations to pass further sanctions upon Iran until the country organizes a more competent, formidable defense force.
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